Is This Halal Restaurant?

A: Is this Halal restaurant?

B: Do you mean no-pork halal, because-a-waiter-said-its-halal halal, the-joint-has-a-halal-sign halal, the-owner-is-a-muslim halal, sometimes-zabihah-other-times-not-so halal, all-muslims-are-eating-there halal, or certified-halal-with-outdated-certificate halal?

Tag: Halal standard, certification, Muslims standards, Zabiha